He's a bitch

See that boy?
over there
with the bush-ranger beard
and the side-parted hair
he talks really clever
and he smiles real nice
but I'm here to tell you ladies
think twice!

He's educated
political science
top marks in gender studies
feminist compliant
brings you
gluten free cupcakes
and piccolo lattes
but it's a different story
when he's pilling at a party

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore

I met him in an op-shop
I was on a mission
for a unitard
with a pearlescent finish
I was outta luck
so instead I got the tie-dye
in the line at the counter
couldn't believe my eyes!

He wore a tee-shirt with a cat
that he must've got on Threadless
bought the Tuppaware set
so kitsch that it was reckless!
he said you're oh so pretty
your eyes are green and endless
what really sets them off is this
faux pearl necklace!

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

So naturally
it came to an end
I've got a broken heart again
not going to pretend
he was playing at the warehouse
i came a little early
and i found him tuning up!
on the girly doing burly

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

His dick is everywhere!
he must be itchy down there!
I've gotta take the test
and I'm hoping for the best!
but I'm not holding my breath

'cause he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

He's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he's a bitch, he's a slut, he's a motherfucking whore
he'll take you home to Mumma, say he's permanently yours
but he's a whore!

He's a cunt
he's a floozy
a big-booty Judy
a bunny-boiling butter-face
a gold-digger suzy
he's a bitch, he's a slut
a ghetto-ho- hussy
a twat
a minge
a trophy wife
a cock-puppet-pussy
he's a tramp
he's a trollop
a hell ugly harlot
a femme fatale
a crazy bitch
he's painted!
he's scarlet!
he's a bitch, he's a slut!
a fat ugly strumpet

I'm sorry ladies but your
boyfriend is a slut
oh yeah!

He's a low down, no good son of a...
bastard.